when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
I’m cry
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.
#he’s never gotten the chance to say the word ‘mom’ #and when he does#for the first time #when he takes that chance #she doesn’t hear him
if anyone ever asks why i like wayne brady so much, i’m just going to show them this video
